SOC2 like many security standards is all about compliance

This matters. And it we should consider applying to broader aspects of our lives.

SOC 2 Control GWH-001: Public Washroom Anonymous Interaction Procedure

Purpose: To ensure all participants maintain compliance, privacy, and operational consistency during voluntary after-hours engagement.

• Verify that all parties are consenting adults.
• Do not collect personally identifiable information.
• Maintain strict segregation of duties.
• No verbal disclosure of identity without prior authorization.
• Log nothing. Audit nothing. Plausible deniability is the retention policy.
• If anyone asks why this procedure exists, direct them to the Risk Committee.